Before her marriage bed was even cold, Gertrude jumped vagina-first into bed with Claudius.
This reminds me of Kshmananana.
hahah why!? Other than the fact that I am crass.
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when my bra matches my underwear i really feel like i have my life together
If I’m wearing both a bra and underwear I really feel like I have my life together.
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